The Cubs Manifesto

I remember my favorite baseball moment like it was yesterday.  1995.  Ken Griffey, Jr. Remember this?  After beating the California (yes, California) Angels in a one game playoff, the Seattle Mariners had a wild card series against the hated Yankees.  And they freaking won.  They beat the biggest team in all of baseball.  Possibly the biggest […]

New Jerseys

Tired of Deflategate?  Sick of hearing about that asshole that shot the lion?  How about that stupid bitch in Sioux Falls who wore shorts to work?  Has the news got you down?  It’s definitely got me down, so let’s talk about something fun!  Jerseys!  I have enlisted Brad Simons, and we have each picked our […]

Football Nerd Christmas

Welcome to NFL Draft day!  Where months upon months of countless mock drafts, analysis and guesses/rumors have come and gone.  What do all of those mock drafts, rumors and analysis have in common?  Today 99% of all those talks and rumors and draft choices will be WRONG.  It’s all crap, all just guesses, because nobody knows! […]

Mock, Yeah!

With the NFL Draft happening this Thursday, there has been literally nonstop hype on any channel since the Patriots won the Super Bowl.  Around the clock coverage on ESPN, NFL Network, CBS Sports, TLC, Bravo.  People drooling over 40 times and how many squats Randy Gregory can do after getting high. How many women that […]

Half Time

Well hi everybody!  Aaron Pew (aka Pewtie Pie) is back with his top QB’s list.  He has split this in to two parts, the second part will be next week, look out for that.  After that I may have a guest columnist or two compare.  As usual, my thoughts will be in bold AND italics…I’m […]

Super Bowl Recap

What a Super Bowl huh!?!?!  If you liked it, you are one of two people, a Pats fan (bandwagoners added circa 2002) or you REALLY hate the Seahawks (I really can’t blame you on that).   If you hated the Superbowl you are one of three people, a Seahawks fan (bandwagoners added circa 2012), you REALLY […]

Let’s Go Sports!

I feel like writing about sports tonight, so if you don’t like sports, skip this one, or don’t, cuz it might be funny. So I earlier spoke of my love of the 49’ers.  All due to Deion Sanders joining them in 1994 (remember the game where he fought Andre Rison?  Baddass). So I’ll admit, I […]